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Hoed-in is a way of saying you're going to be snowed-in with a Ho, during a temporary time when there will be a [significant] snowfall, such as when a blizzard or snow warning is fore-cast for your area, over the weekend. Although someone who's got no game can ruin the perfect [opportunity] -- usually being hoed-in is the antidote to cabin fever, as you plan ahead for the get together, once you already heard the fore-cast of snow conditions (harsh snow conditions which make everyone less inclined to be outdoors anyhow). In theory a snowfall would last only a few days at most, and then the session would lead to a refreshing period of socio-spatial [independence], much like lions in the wild, after a period filled with hours, and various rounds, of intense and repeated copulation. Although most often used in advanced (based on a smooth game-planning skills), being hoed-in can be used in past-tense, however, to describe a weekend of surprise snow sex, even if it wasn't planned. Usually, you plan to get hoed-in with someone you are fond of. Being hoed-in can be used to refer to men or women, depending on various factors, such as the [relationship], who's doing the game planning, and [who is] hosting the copulatory olympic session.
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