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A shell who thinks it is a man and tries to steal your wife by telling her what she wants to hear and making her think [you're not] good enough and your marriage is doomed anyway so he can have his way with her. A Bruce is someone who thinks they're [the best singer] out there when you could totally kick his ass singing something like "Three Blind Mice" while totally drunk off your ass and singing with [your head] in a bucket. A Bruce constantly wears a hat to cover his stupid, ugly, pit of a head. A Bruce has a face worn down by years of eating, sleeping and shitting stupid. A Bruce is a two-faced jerkoff. Speaking of JERKOFF, A Bruce is a total freak who likes to [masturbate] while watching Oprah and America's Funniest Videos, and while reading the comics from the Sunday paper. Bruces often do not roam in herds and can't keep a mate because they don't know how to mount them properly. Bruces tend to migrate, but only go South, often forgetting the other directions entirely. A Bruce often keeps a guitar in a spare bedroom but doesn't know how to play it. A Bruce can usually play pool very well, but prefers [pocket pool] or solitaire, or pin the tail on the porn star, or let's see if I can nail another married woman, or how many fingers do you see, wait, let me take these out of my ass and count again.

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