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The Colon Cleanse is a complex sexual act that begins by inserting Mentos into your partners anus, convincing them that the candies are in fact [anal beads]. Once five or six mentos have been inserted, the male partner squeezes a bottle of [Diet Coke] into the female's rectum and plugs her butt with his erect penis. As the reaction between the coke and Mentos commences, the male partner must [concentrate] on holding his position for maximum explosion, and finally removing his penis from the woman's anus, releasing a whirlwind of Coke-Mentos-Feces-Ejaculate Fluid blend that effectively "cleanses" the colon.
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