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[And then] God looked upon Jesus and said "Son, if thoust not cross upon this river great, ye be judged eternaly" And so Jesus, after taking a [running start], charged at the river in an atempt to walk across. And so Jesus died [that day], and his body was never recovered. But God got over it when he met Mosses. Mosses merely split the river and walked across the dry bottom... God addopted Mosses as his son and from then on his name was Jewsus.
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