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A person, of the salesy persuasion, who possesses scarcely enough mental faculties to complete simple day to day tasks such as putting their [underwear] on in the right direction, but who still somehow manages to persuade people in positions of monetary authority that they should invest in a product that is incapable of performing as promised. Can be found saying such things as: "Not only is this a powerful [collaborative] tool which will increase and [streamline] your company's capabilities accross the board, but it will also make your coffee, change your kid's diapers, and wipe your a$$ for you (only 2-ply and higher tp supported)."
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