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Scallys are lowlife scum who generally hang around [street corners] or shopping complexes waiting to either rob or intimidate someone.

They understand no large words from the [english dictionary] so stick to insults like 'Knob' instead of stringing together amusing profanities such as 'Knob - Jockey'.

They are generally seen wearing fake 'designer' clothing ranging from adidas to a hot favourite 'henry lloyd'. They generally wear caps that are too small for their heads thus restricting all possible blood flow to thier tiny brains, big 'Rockport' boots are popular, stripey jumpers make them look like convicts and of course tracksuit bottoms tucked into their cartoon socks are standard.

Only scallys and cyclist tuck in their trousers. Cyclists have a proper reason. To keep the bottoms from tangling with the chain. Scallys however [use] it as a place to store stolen goods. The items they steal will [of course not] fall from the trousers as they are tucked in. Why doesnt some one tell them about elastic?

Older scallys (20-30) are generally jobless and are rarely seen unless it is dole day or they are out robbing.

Younger scally females often find it essential to be pregnant by the age of 15. They generally call their devil spawn awful names like 'Michaeeloh' This of course means many more scallys are introduced into the world each day to provide a very amusing source of [entertainment] for the rest of us.

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