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A guy who rolls with the punches and laughs at himself before he laughs at others is an Albert. An Albert is [one of the most] thoughtful, kind, sexy [human beings] on earth. Most Alberts serve their country and give selfishly, not expecting anything in return. In addition, Alberts are fun, smart, [incredibly hot] and are great with animals (especially monkeys). There should be more Alberts in the world. To know an Albert is to love an Albert, so those with something bad to say, haven't met a true one yet.
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