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Quite Probably the most kickass super hero ever. In his right hand, he has a [rocket launcher] that shoots exploding chainsaws, and his left he uses for everything except using the chainsaw [rocket launcher] gun thing. He is a bald black man with a slight beard, and doesn't bother wearing a costume. It is said that he once walked into a hospital and in just 9 months the hospital overflowed with the nurses mixed babies. He eats lesser superheros for breakfast, like superman and wolverine, and shits out people like aquaman. His pet is a three headed fire breathing dog named Cerberus. Captain kickass Single-handedly took on Raptor jesus and Robot Hitler at the same time. He shaves with a steak knife.

Fact's about captain kickass
1. He's kickass
2. He's not actually a captain, he is mo..w3ephp;hui9
3. He just killed the man who was previously writing this article.
4. He went to prison once, and a man named Bubba tried to have his way with him. They still haven't gotten the stains off of the floor.
5. He had gone to jail for manslaughter. It was actually just the first time he had sex.
6. Those pictures of bigfoot are actually of captain kickass. he just forgot to shave.
7. He once [decapitated] a man with a rusty spork for pronouncing Tupac as "two-pack".
8. He stabbed a [tyrannosaurus Rex] with his penis once, and one month later, a man emerged from the carcass. His name is Chuck Norris.

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