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A small turd lingering within a huge fart. [You don't know] it is there. When you let it fly a gasturd can be propelled at a rate speed beyond that in which a bullet exits a gun. When a gasturd hits the water, your ass gets soaked, similarly to sitting in [the Splash Zone] at the Shamu show. A gasturd has [the greatest] 'size to impact' ratio of any object known to man. A gasturd may easily be mistaken as a shart, so please remember a gasturd exists within a fart and is not a mistaken fart.
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