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Archaeopteryx, (archaios) meaning "ancient", and πτέρυξ (pteryx), meaning "feather" or "wing"
1.) An ancient reptillian bird that exemplifies the missing evolutionary link between lizards and flying-lizards/modern birds.

a.) In the not-so-distant Future, the Archaeopteryx II is [the missing link] between man and flying-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part phoenix, 1 part Archaeopteryx and 2 parts Olympic Gold-Medalist Vince Carter.

b.) In the "Future," the Archaeopteryx III is [the missing link] between flying-man and space-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part Anaerobic bacterium, 1 part Phoenix (the band), 1 part Archaeopteryx, 2 parts Solar Wind, and 1/2 part Dark Matter.

3.) That guy who's real hot and fucks like a crack-smoking, dragon-slaying, Level 92 Dark Wizard. Also, the same guy who convinced your girlfriend to do [anal sex] pornography for some extra cash in 2004. Also, the same guy who is currently directing internationally [recognized] and award-winning bukakke films starring your girlfriend and her friend Kate.

a.) Also, your instincts are terrible in regards to women unlike the skills of the lady-slaying Archaeopteryx

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