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When your iPhone is in your front pocket and it rings or buzzes loudly so people around you look at your crotch. Sticking your iPod in the front of your pants to hold while you are reaching for something. Sticking any Apple device on or near your crotch area to hold while doing [something else]. Those things are [expensive] and you need a safe place to hold your [electronics]! What's more safer than your crotch? Maybe inside, but that's just gross and sticky!
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