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[Old Lady] Hayes tends to be a person under the age of 30 who feels around 78. They will complain of their bones hurting rather than admitting they have a hangover and [chalk it up] to being Old Lady Hayes. They can make children fall off their bikes with one good [death stare]. Things of this nature. An Old Lady Hayes can be spotted carrying a tumbler or flask of makers mark. And 9 times out of 10, a pall mall hanging from her lips while she tries to talk to you.
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