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Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and [automatically] sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not [getting sex] tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, [automatically] queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door. Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
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