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1. (n.) A condition of skin-yellowing, sagging, drying and wrinkling associated with an aging woman's body. Most often the term "crepe" is used to describe the sagging, leathery skin comprising and surrounding a post-menopausal woman's vaginal, thigh and buttocks area.

The term is often used in a sexual context; Jack Nicholson, an American actor famed for both his career in film and his sexual promiscuity, coined the term in a published, 2006 interview with Rolling Stone magazine's Eric Hedegaard in a cover story entitled "Jack Nicholson: A Singular Guy."

Below is a direct quotation from the segment of the interview where Nicholson discusses his experience with older women:

"You know there's certainly more than one person that I've seen maybe thirty years, intimately. Unexpected by me. I have the normal things that people have. You know, Mom sitting on the toilet, scared, 'Gee, you know, when you were little,' or whatever that is. [You know what I mean]. 'Oh, am I going to be able to deal with crepe?' or whatever the fears are." --Nicholson

Note: A geriatric/older woman with liver spots covering her body would have "blueberry crepe" while a black woman would have "burnt crepe."

2. (n.) A type of pancake commonly consumed in France, Belgium and upscale Bistros in the [United States]. [Not to be confused with] an old lady's saggy [vagina]. Generally has an accent over the first "e."

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