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HIS NAME IS CHRIS HE'S NOT ALL THAT BLISSED ALL HE DOES IS SIT ON HIS ASS HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY CLASS CHRIS LIVES UNDER THE OVER PASS ALL HE DOES IS SMOKE THAT GRASS IF YOU'RE [TALKING SMACK] DON'T EXPECT HIM TO TALK BACK HE HASN'T HAD A [GIRLFRIEND] IT'S LIKE HIS DICK JUST HIT A DEAD END THERE'S COBWEBS IN HIS PANTS THE ONLY ONE WHO TOUCHES HIM IS HIS AUNT HE WEARS THE SAME UNDERWEAR SO BEWARE IT MAY STINK A BIT HE ALWAYS [SMELLS LIKE SHIT] CHRIS MAY NOT EVEN HAVE PEAN DOESN'T THAT SEEM OBSCENE? HIS BEST FRIEND IS HIS SISTER WHO IN ACTUALLITY IS A MISTER HE'S SO DAMN UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS DOWNS HE LOOKS LIKE A STUPID MAKE SHIFT CLOWN HIS DICK IS SO SMALL HE ENDS UP PISSIN ON HIS BALLS OUR STORY IS COMING AN END JUST MAKING SURE YOU CAN COMPREHEND NEVER TALK TO CHRIS OR ELSE YOU'LL GET CYSTS I HOPE HE DIES IN A FIRE HE'S REALLY NO ONE TO ADMIRE
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