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When a seeming inanimate and/or stationary piece of sidewalk jumps up and hits an [individual] leaving a mark remarkably similar to that which would be result of falling on said sidewalk. Almost exclusively happens to heavily [inebriated] people very early [in the morning] just after the bars closed. Closely related to the attack coffee table, attack wall, attack bench attack toilet, attack door and attack light post.
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