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Rules of smoking marijuana with other people in the house: 1,dont be cheap on Airfreshner,it will save your life 2,If you cant find it or cant smell it that means no one can so dont freakout. 3,Have a gameplan of what you are going to do before you get high so you wont be suspicious. 4,hide the resion. 5,have some milk handy so you wont cough 6,have your food ready 7,have Rohtos handy 8,have some noise on the background like TV or Stereo 9,Enjoy 10,If your roomate has only one ball he will tell on you so dont smoke. 11,Drink plenty of Vitamin B to prevent black undereyes.
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