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An [individual] who purchases large quantities of firearms, camouflage, knives, body armor etc. that they have [absolutely] no practical use for. The typical catalog commando has either very limited or no military experience. They just dress that way because they believe it makes them look tough, cool and like they know what they are doing. Another quality of the catalog commando is that they rarely (if ever) smile when they're picture is being taken. They will stand there attempting to look [intimidating] with an unconvincing thousand yard stare.
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