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1. an item a douchebag who knows the time owns. 2. faggots where watches in order to show that they have so much money, they can waste it on tacky ugly [useless shit] like shiny watches. They like to call [attention] to these watches by [making a scene] about having to "TAKE OFF MY 5000 WATCH BEFORE I PUT MY HAND CREAM ON!" so that they can later jerk off to old men shoving hot pink decorative dildos up each others ass holes.
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