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a melophobe is someone who fears people who have sex with melons (melophile) of all sorts but specifically [watermelons]. this fear has been dated back to king Henry the VIII who walked in on his father (Henry VII) while he was having a foursome with henry s mother a [watermelon] and a bag of weed. today this fear affects people in the thousands most famously is tom cruise he used to be a melophile but in an [unfortunate] accident with a melon which had a knife in he is no longer.
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