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An atheistian (atheist + Christian) is a stereotypical militant atheist who essentially treats atheism like a religion.

While atheistians will of course deny that atheism "is just another religion", they have a set of unwritten rules which they expects all members of the "atheist community" to follow

Basically a "true atheist" (according to atheistians) is a person who is one or more of the following - a communist, socialist, liberal activist, [radical feminist], tree hugging [environmentalist], welfare junkie, emo kid, goth, [computer geek], fat fuck, virgin, homosexual, weeaboo, D&D nerd, social reject, aspie, basement dweller, or just a straight up whiney-ass loser in general who bitches about "atheist persecution" but is less tolerant than a lot of fundies.

Any atheist who doesn't fit this stereotype (ex. supporting gun ownership rights, not voting for the Socialist Party, playing sports, having a sex life, enjoying mainstream movies and music, not sporting a neckbeard, etc) is considered on par with a religious heretic by the atheistians and despised even more than Christians.

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