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what you say when someone pisses you off. also the terms: I'm gonna SHIT ON YO COUCH! I'm gonna CHEW ON YO BELLY BUTTON! I'm gonna SNORT YO FERRET! I'm gonna CUT YO HEAD OFF WITH A TOOTH BRUSH! I'm gonna MAKE YOU TEABAG A CACTUS! I'm gonna DROPKICK A BRICK WALL! I'm gonna FART IN YO CEREAL I'm gonna PISS IN YO LAMP I'm gonna DRYHUMP YO TAMPON I'm gonna PUKE IN YO SHOES (fag's name here) is a stupid name I'm gonna SQUAT IN YO SHRUBBERY I'm gonna SPRAYPAINT YO HORSE! (NEIGH) I'm gonna CHOP DOWN YO TREE WITH A FISH STICK
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