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The real form of this phrase is similar to a [masturbatory] experience known as "[The Stranger]" (in which you sit on your hand until it is numb and masturbate so that it feels like someone else is doing it) The only variance is that when doing a "Cactus Jack" you wait for partial numbness to restore until you feel the "Pins and needles" in your hand. You then masturbate and it feels like you're [jacking off] a real cactus. Other Notes: It does not matter much if you reach climax during this as real cacti retain liquid and cannot orgasm. Should you jack off a real cactus please seek immediate medical help.
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