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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the [butt cheeks] at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen [perpetrating] skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the [Mexican Air force].
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