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to perform oral sex on a man while jiggling your fingers on said persons beanbag ( like playing a guitar) and using free hand to fist the guy. This takes large amounts of coordination and skill. To practice, first squat a [little bit] and pull up your pant legs for maximum comfort. Start by using your weak hand (depends on if you are left or right handed) to jiggle. Second, begin to bob [your head] in a forward-backwards motion as if performing oral sex. Then use your strong hand to pump your fist [up and down] ( kind of like you're giving someone the finger repeatedly but with a fist). This will take some practice and looks hilarious when you do it without a willing rammstein recipient. It's kind of like rubbing your stomach and patting your head, but way harder. Try it with your friends.
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