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A Half-Arsed Sofa Bash-Off. Commonly believed to be the most [depressing] of all self-pleasuring, the HASBO requires the use of a sofa or settee (and in some circles, possibly a chaise-longue) and generally occurs having woken up [in the early] afternoon, with minimal possible effort and with no upper-arm movement. Other common features include a hangover, not having washed for several days, being [unemployed], bachelorship and a deep-rooted apathy towards social norms.
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