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Usually found at the free party, wearing either a dark hoody or some variation of hippy clothing made from 'hemp' or whatever. The Hedge monkey won't make any sense if spoken to, instead they will blurt out a mish-mash of [random words] all muddled together before laughting a little, pulling a rediculous contorted face, swaying a bit and taking a swig from the spliff in their left hand and trying to smoke the can of [special brew] in their right. It is not uncommon to see crusty lumps of ketamine amalgomated with snot on the hedge monkeys nose. A hedge monkeys hair is usually home to many animals and used as a home by local birds and cats. Hedge monkeys have their own dance, a strange [repetitive] forward-backward motion, like you'd imagine an insane person to do. usually to psy-trance, techno, acid tecnho, gabba etc...
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