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A [combination] of [procrastinate] and [masturbation]; an activity especially practiced by young men with privacy and Internet connections which tends to waste time and leaves the practitioner feeling a bit tired. This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images. Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments.
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