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Several millennia ago, there existed a fiend, born from the evil of man, who's cryptic form was the very embodiment of darkness. Those who have seen his true form have described him as slender, well over 12 feet tall, with dark skin, a crooked nose, a pitch black cloak made entirely of hate, darkness, and [oil], and cackles a laugh that resonates with a force that can bring people to become atheist, lose faith in their government, and even diminish one's sense of pride.

This man... nay, creature, has been at war with humanity since it first set foot into our earthly realm. Time and time again, he would seek out a world leader and [personally] wage war against him. Thankfully, Terror lacks the ability to [manipulate] our world with his own hands. He can harm no leader, but no leader can harm terror. So, the leaders who Terror declares war against (most recently [George W. Bush]) are forced to sit on the sidelines while their soldiers fight against the minions of Terror, in the hope of breaking through their defenses and striking a lethal blow at Terror itself.

Many leaders kept the existence of Terror a secret. Many have been led to believe that Terror is an emotion, that "terrorists" are people (often groups) who make people feel "terrified", and that Terror is in no way a tangible force.

President [George W. Bush] is the first leader in recent history who felt it important to tell the world the truth, and [officially] declared his "War on Terror".

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