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Floppy Haired Wide-Boy Jonathon R(W)oss, is a prominant Uk TV [Prostitute] who enthralls his misguided audience with a hilarious comedy speech defect routine that never fails to nauseate, [Everything] that comes out of his mouth is actually Shite. This is due to an Anus-Mouth swap operation he had at birth that proved so popular with the UK TV licence paying public that they [voluntarily] agreed to pay him 6 Million Pounds of their money, thus giving him the nickname 'The C**t!'. Jonathon 'Dog-Cock' Woss's condition has improved in recent months after the successful removal of a slimy parasitic Russel Brand from his Rectum, the only side affect being his wife, Jordan's hair turing Pink!
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