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The act of engaging in [masturbation] while crying over the loss of a partner. Usually [engaged in] during or after a breakup, or a rejection, or an affair of the heart which has gone wrong. The point of the crying wank is to 'wank' through the tears of sadness over said loved one. This act is always accompanied with the sound of "Angels" or "She's The One" - [Robbie Williams].
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