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Possibly the biggest douche ever to walk the earth. If you ever run into this hostile person, don't be fooled by the fake happiness and wanting to see or talk to you, it will stab you in the back. It will claim to be good at guitar and be your friend. When you show any opinion different from it, it will back stab you and say "shut up" in a very Nazi neo-con tone. Warning signs that he may be a Colton He is a neo con He is a douche He is a back stabber He is shallow He doesn't like opinions that are not his He is a [heterosexist] He is a "Christian" He listens to screamo music He listens to liberal music but is [conservative] He makes a big deal out of stupid stuff He doesn't like homosexuals for some reason If he meets [more than three] of these he is a Colton
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