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The Gusteau is a seduction technique designed to make or break a situation. Usually implemented during a discussion in which a man has taken interest in a woman; the male will [without warning] reveal his genitals in hand, look at his groin, and look back up at the female. Named [after the] bachelor, Gustavo Lopez, The Gusteau has helped millions of men across the globe "skip the small-talk" and "[get down to business]."
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