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V.P. stands for Vomit Poop, also called, "The Vice President". A V.P. is when, whilst tossing the lover's salad, the recipient has a bowel movement of [substantial] size. The blow-ee, unfazed, proceeds to give the log a blow job. The recipient is careful not to pinch off the loaf as long as possible. The blow-ee [deep throats] the mud monkey until vomiting is induced. The blow-ee is then obligated to gargle his or her own vomit while blowing. Hence, both parties are fully aroused and ready to move on to more [hardcore shit].
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