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During [masturbation], you take the hand you prefer to [masturbate] with and spread your fingers along the shaft, placing your thumb gently against the head. Masturbate as you normally would but remember to use the full shafty spread to your pleasurable advantage. Panting loudly [like a dog] with a finger in it's anus can help you climax like a Walrus riding Kurt Cobain's salty lyric notebook.
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