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Acronym standing for: Body Legs Ass Face Tits BLAFT is the most accurate scale of a woman’s [attractiveness] known to man. Each category ranges from 1-10; with 1 being the most unattractive physical feature imaginable and 10 being completely flawless, respectively. Each category is completely [independent] of every other category. After all categories have been judged* by at least 2 persons**, they will be added up and multiplied by two (2). The resulting number will be equivalent to a percentage in where 100% would be the perfect*** woman. *BLAFT only takes into account physical features. Absolutely NO personality or [intelligence] is taken into account. **BLAFT may only be done by men. No woman is EVER to be made aware of BLAFT. ***It is said that if a woman is accurately judged to be a “100” space and time would unravel.
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