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-The worst series of books every printed. a waste of trees. They say that the book is for young teens, and that we are all stupid for liking twilight. well I am 13, and I hate it. And yes I know what real [literature] is. I've read little woman, a tree grows in brooklyn, many more.
Bella, one of the main characters, SUCKS. She has no real [personality], with no character growth. She is a clumsy person, who whines, and can't d anything for herself. She is [average looking], and she is just down right dependent on everyone but her self. She is like a pet gold fish, except goldfish are way cooler.

Edward, a creepy [stalkerish] pale bloodsucker. The only reason Bella "loves" him is because of his looks([superficial], right?) and he sparkles (tell me that doesn't make him gay, huh?) he is like 109 years old, Still goes to highschool(?) and is in love with a clumsy dumb teenager.
he watches her sleep and even stands out side her house. he "loves" Bella because of her smell (fishy, huh?) . But, just to clarify, Edward only feasts on animal blood, Not humans. he is a Good vampire (he still sucks in my mind) (get it, SUCKS!)

Jacob- is actually okay. he is a werewolf, who for somereason loves bella (dumb much?)

Alice- edwards sister, she is okay too
Cullens-Sparkling "vamps"

All in All Save yourself the time and don't read twilight or the rest of the sega.

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