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A [FICTIONAL character] in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. He is a vampire who does not feed off human blood and sparkles like a diamond in the sun. His hobbies include watching his 100 year younger [girlfriend sleep], watching said girl through others' minds, keeping his virginity, being over-protective, committing suicide and fighting with werewolves. Many girls have fallen in love with Edward, for he seems to possess some of the best qualities in a man. Countless teenagers have broken up with their boyfriends for not "being more like Edward". Edward is: a stalker, pedophile, abusive, creepy and really sketchy. But he's sexy, [compassionate], intense, stubborn, gorgeous, intelligent, mature and undead.
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