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First of all, try spelling loser correctly because you'll have that title the rest of your life. Second of all, I'm not arrogant enough to think I'm better than everybody, but I do know that I'm [better than you] by so far that no one could ever come up with a sufficient analogy. And so you know, I do masturbate, just like everyone, and it's to [Lesbian porn] because I'm rather normal. I don't know where anybody can find gay-kiddy-animal porn, but I'm sure you've sold it. I can't shoot off in my own mouth because your mother's gets in the way. See that, that's a good insult. It's clever, and you just don't have any kind of intelligence do you? Well I do. Just ask Drexel and Villanova that have accepted me. But [you wouldn't know] what a college is, would you? DCCC doesn't count. And if somebody is nominated to West Point, any knock on their intelligence is just plain ignorant. And if you think for a second that making fun of my hair color is funny then you're an even bigger [idiot] than i thought. Oh, and by the way, since you seem to persist in size, it's big and it's real. It's the inverse of your intelligence which is small and phony.

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