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a Feldner is a term used to describe a maneuver which results in a chili whack to the face. A Feldner is typically executed by a [surprise attack]. One must create a diversion to distract the victim from the incoming feldner. Feldners differ from chili whacks in that they are characterized by quick strikes from [particularly] robust penises, and they need not be done for purely comedic purposes; most are [sexually gratifying].
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