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(v) to sneer at - When your junk (not mine) get so cold that the balls all but vanish and your shaft retracts so far inside that [pretty much] all that's left poking out of your body is the head of your dick. This causes all your foreskin (assuming you haven't been mutilated - and don't argue; that is [what it is]) to bunch up and jut down at a right angle to your dick. This [unfortunate] mess of nature, combined with your cockburns as the hair, creates a pretty accurate rendition of Cyril/Cedric Sneer from the cartoon 'The Racoons'. Thus your junk is 'sneering' at you/passersby. Effectively shrinkage but with ample foreskin. Can also be caused by playing sport or sometimes just whenever the fuck it likes.
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