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1.) A desperate and deluded heterosexual male who resorts to deceiving women by professing to be homosexual and acting/dressing/speaking accordingly as a ploy to sleep with women. [Reminiscent] of Cuba Gooding Jr.'s [performance] in the movie Boat Trip.

(note: this never really works!)

2.) A heterosexual male who claims to be gay in order to gain the trust of a woman in order to be put in intimate situtions that are generally reserved only for those in her life that are neutral in matters of her sex life such as a sister, their mother, or their girl BFF.
(i.e. the woman letting the male watch her dress and undress trying on different outfits and asking for feedback as most women are under the [impression] [homosexuals] have a keen fashion sense and having a male that they can completely be themselves around without worry of sexual advances)

3.) a desperate male who has had terrible luck with women and as a result sleeps with other men convincing themselves they're a homosexual (regardless of the fact they have to think about women while they're having gay sex in order to [orgasm]) out of spite towards women until they finally are fed up with getting cock and goes back to women.

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