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EDB - Episodic-Douche-Baggedness. (aka: Episodic [Douche Baggery]) -to suffer from episodes of doucheyness. Patient presents with signs and symptoms of a douchebag, as well as the ability to annoy you at least once every 24 hours. Studies have shown that EDB is a chronic, [progressive], degenerative disorder. Creepiness, [Pervertedness] and Smart-ass-comments only increase in scope and severity as time passes. No Known Cure. Nursing Implications: Patients with confirmed cases of EDB are considered to be on palliative care; manage their symptoms until death. *hopefully sooner rather than later.
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