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Very large, often enormous natural boobies, that upon releasing from the bra sustaining them fall in the lap of their owner. Although they are similar to funbags and [sweatercows], they are usually distinctly larger and may share a unique purpose. Lap dogs may be used to: a. Keep one's lap warm on those cold winter nights. b. A pillow.(when tossed over one's shoulder) c. Musical instruments. When lifted up and allowed to slap down on the dinner table. Can be used in a dinner time [orchestra] along with the silverware drums and wine glass whistling. d. Weapons.(simply release and rotate torso, preferably with the enemy's face at chest level; when you here "SLAAAP!!!" followed by a thud the maneuver has been performed successfully. e. [Motorboating]. (Hey maybe it's not unique, but who could resist?)
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