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Jewelry bought by husbands to appease their angry wives. Usually, the anger concerns extramarital skank diddling [on the side]. In normal households, a gift of jewelry like this would solve nothing; it would be seen as the empty and loveless gesture that it is. However, in the lives of the rich and famous, empty [materialism] covers all sins and fixes all problems because they have no souls. Also known as a "house on a finger" when the jewelry in question is an outrageously expensive ring. Named after [the Kobe Bryant] episode in which he bought his wife a house on a finger to appease her anger over his raping a hotel skank.
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