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A misundersmurfed Smurf. Vanity is what society today would consider gay, but he's *clearly* a metrosexual. Aside from his sexual [preferences], Vanity was extremely vain *duh*. He was nowhere without his mirror, and wore a pink flower in his hat. He thought he was some hot, sexy, bastard, but in real life he looked [pretty much] the same as the rest of the Smurfs. He had the hots for Smurfette, like all the other guys in [the village]. He adored himself very much and kept asking Painter Smurf to paint his portrait. Quite a flamer...
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