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The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning [human being]. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, [embarrassment], painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night. Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off [the face of the earth].
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