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The best possible bowel movement one can have. The turd comes out with minimal effort, and is shaped like a torpedo which reduces the need for straining. It has a firm [consistency] which means it is not soft and runny, nor is it as [hard as a rock]. It is the type of bowel movement in which only two wipes are necessary. One to clean off residue (even though there isn't any), and another to [double check] and subsequently confirm ones amazement at how cleanly the turd came out.
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