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A pot-bellied, butt-ugly Jewish guy with a huge penis (around 9 “real” – not AOL inches) who was a porn superstar during the 1970s and ‘80s urban “grindhouse” heyday. He was ugly enough every man in American likely to venture into a seedy, semen-stained pre-internet porno theater could identify with him, and his freakish endowment provided the necessary vicarious fantasy fulfillment the less endowed, but likely pot-bellied, audience sought. Unlike the cadaverously creepy [John Holmes], he survived the “AIDS eighties” and is still active in the industry as a producer, director, and ([believe it or not]) occasional actor. One of his more recent “starring” roles was in a film entitled, appropriately, “[One Eyed Monster].”
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