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A [relationship] between a man and his twitter account that borders on unhealthy, whereby said man tweets constantly but seems unable to spare his [girlfriend] one text, despite being able to both tweet and text on his mobile phone. Named after the infamous dumping of John Mayer by [Jennifer Aniston] because he tweeted too much but did not seem to be able to drop her a text.
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